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"Permit us detect the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we tin."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yep. What is funny?"
"Aught," Grover said, trying to continue a direct face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I demand to use the dam restroom."
...
I started bang-up upward, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe simply looked at me. "I do non understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her jiff. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
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Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yep. What is funny?"
"Aught," Grover said, trying to continue a direct face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I demand to use the dam restroom."
...
I started bang-up upward, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe simply looked at me. "I do non understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her jiff. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
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"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He'south the sunday god," I said.
"That'southward not what I meant."
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"He'south the sunday god," I said.
"That'southward not what I meant."
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"Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they allow anything come between them?"
"Didn't they get-go the Trojan State of war and get thousands of people killed?"
"Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart."
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"Didn't they get-go the Trojan State of war and get thousands of people killed?"
"Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart."
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"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a mortiferous projectile, right upwards there with cannonballs and grenades."
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― The Titan's Curse
"Grover was sniffing the air current, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that fabricated no sense to me, just Grover looked concerned.
"That'south the states," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little plain-featured i," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut upwards."
― The Titan's Expletive
"That'south the states," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little plain-featured i," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut upwards."
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"In a way, it'due south prissy to know that at that place are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things become incorrect. For example, when you're walking abroad from a bus that'due south just been attacked by monster hags and blown upward by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's merely actually bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you sympathise that some devine forcefulness is actually trying to mess upwardly your day."
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― The Titan's Expletive
"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It'southward the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The side by side person, or horse, who calls me the 'vino dude' will finish up in a bottle of Merlot!"
― The Titan'south Curse
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The side by side person, or horse, who calls me the 'vino dude' will finish up in a bottle of Merlot!"
― The Titan'south Curse
"He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.
"Green grass breaks through snow.
Artemis pleads for my help.
I am so absurd."
He grinned at us, waiting for adulation.
"That last line was four syllables." Artemis said.
Apollo frowned. "Was it?"
"Yeah. What nearly I am so bigheaded?"
"No, no, that's six syllable, hhhm." He started muttering to himself.
Zoe Nightshade turned to u.s.a.. "Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Nihon. Tis not as bad as the fourth dimension he visited Limerick. If I'd had to hear ane more than poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-"
"I've got information technology!" Apollo announced. "I am so crawly. That'due south five syllables!" He bowed, looking very pleased with himself."
― The Titan'south Curse
"Green grass breaks through snow.
Artemis pleads for my help.
I am so absurd."
He grinned at us, waiting for adulation.
"That last line was four syllables." Artemis said.
Apollo frowned. "Was it?"
"Yeah. What nearly I am so bigheaded?"
"No, no, that's six syllable, hhhm." He started muttering to himself.
Zoe Nightshade turned to u.s.a.. "Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Nihon. Tis not as bad as the fourth dimension he visited Limerick. If I'd had to hear ane more than poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-"
"I've got information technology!" Apollo announced. "I am so crawly. That'due south five syllables!" He bowed, looking very pleased with himself."
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"The cafe windows wrapped all the mode around the observation floor, which gave us a beautiful panoramic view of the skeleton army that had come up to kill usa."
― The Titan'due south Expletive
― The Titan'due south Expletive
"Hey, can I come across that sword you were using?"
I showed him Riptide, and explained how it turned from a pen into a sword just past uncapping information technology.
"Cool! Does it ever run out of ink?"
"Um, well, I don't actually write with it."
"Are yous really the son of Poseidon?"
"Well, yeah."
"Can you surf actually well, and then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to express mirth.
"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never actually tried."
He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried non to strangle Nico for asking that 1.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this indicate, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)"
― The Titan's Curse
I showed him Riptide, and explained how it turned from a pen into a sword just past uncapping information technology.
"Cool! Does it ever run out of ink?"
"Um, well, I don't actually write with it."
"Are yous really the son of Poseidon?"
"Well, yeah."
"Can you surf actually well, and then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to express mirth.
"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never actually tried."
He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried non to strangle Nico for asking that 1.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this indicate, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)"
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"She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades'due south gym shorts."
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― The Titan'south Curse
"Argh!" Thalia pushed me, and a shock went through my body that blew me backward 10 feet into the water. Some of the campers gasped. A couple of the Hunters stifled laughs.
"Sorry!" Thalia said, turning pale. "I didn't mean to—"
Anger roared in my ears. A wave erupted from the creek, blasting into Thalia's face and dousing her from head to toe.
I stood up. "Aye," I growled. "I didn't mean to, either."
Thalia was breathing heavily.
"Plenty!" Chiron ordered.
But Thalia held out her spear. "You want some, Seaweed Encephalon?"
Somehow, information technology was okay when Annabeth called me that — at to the lowest degree, I'd gotten used to it — but hearing it from Thalia was not cool.
"Bring it on, Pinecone Confront!"
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"Sorry!" Thalia said, turning pale. "I didn't mean to—"
Anger roared in my ears. A wave erupted from the creek, blasting into Thalia's face and dousing her from head to toe.
I stood up. "Aye," I growled. "I didn't mean to, either."
Thalia was breathing heavily.
"Plenty!" Chiron ordered.
But Thalia held out her spear. "You want some, Seaweed Encephalon?"
Somehow, information technology was okay when Annabeth called me that — at to the lowest degree, I'd gotten used to it — but hearing it from Thalia was not cool.
"Bring it on, Pinecone Confront!"
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"Hoover Dam," Thalia said. "It's huge."
We stood at the river'due south border, looking upward at a curve of physical that loomed between the cliffs. People were walking along the top of the dam. They were so tiny they looked like fleas.
The naiads had left with a lot of grumbling—not in words I could sympathize, just it was obvious they hated this dam blocking up their nice river. Our canoes floated dorsum downstream, swirling in the wake from the dam's discharge vents.
"7 hundred anxiety tall," I said. "Built in the 1930s."
"Five one thousand thousand cubic acres of water," Thalia said.
Graver sighed. "Largest construction project in the United States."
Zoe stared at us. "How exercise yous know all that?"
"Annabeth," I said. "She liked architecture."
"She was basics well-nigh monuments," Thalia said.
"Spouted facts all the time." Grover sniffled. "So annoying."
"I wish she were here," I said."
― The Titan's Curse
We stood at the river'due south border, looking upward at a curve of physical that loomed between the cliffs. People were walking along the top of the dam. They were so tiny they looked like fleas.
The naiads had left with a lot of grumbling—not in words I could sympathize, just it was obvious they hated this dam blocking up their nice river. Our canoes floated dorsum downstream, swirling in the wake from the dam's discharge vents.
"7 hundred anxiety tall," I said. "Built in the 1930s."
"Five one thousand thousand cubic acres of water," Thalia said.
Graver sighed. "Largest construction project in the United States."
Zoe stared at us. "How exercise yous know all that?"
"Annabeth," I said. "She liked architecture."
"She was basics well-nigh monuments," Thalia said.
"Spouted facts all the time." Grover sniffled. "So annoying."
"I wish she were here," I said."
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"You're a stalker with hooves."
"I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing."
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"I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing."
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"Stars," she whispered. "I can see the stars once more, my lady."
A tear trickled down Artemis's cheek. "Yes, my brave one. They are beautiful tonight."
Stars," Zoe repeated. Her optics fixed on the night heaven. And she did not move again."
― The Titan's Curse
A tear trickled down Artemis's cheek. "Yes, my brave one. They are beautiful tonight."
Stars," Zoe repeated. Her optics fixed on the night heaven. And she did not move again."
― The Titan's Curse
"Can't this matter become whatever faster?" Thalia demanded.
Zoe glared at her. "I cannot control traffic."
You lot both sound like my female parent," I said.
Close up!" they both said in matrimony."
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Zoe glared at her. "I cannot control traffic."
You lot both sound like my female parent," I said.
Close up!" they both said in matrimony."
― The Titan'south Curse
"Do you ever endeavour to impale people when they blow their nose?"
― The Titan'due south Curse
― The Titan'due south Curse
"There is always a manner out for those clever enough to find it."
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― The Titan'south Curse
"Blood brother," Artemis chided. "Yous practice not assistance my Hunters. You lot do not await at, talk to, or flirt with my Hunters. And yous practice non call them sweetheart."
― The Titan's Curse
― The Titan's Curse
"Non knowing is half the fun," Aphrodite said, "Exquisitely painful isn't it? Not being certain who you love and who loves you? Oh, yous kids! It's then cute I'1000 going to cry!"
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― The Titan's Curse
"Thalia's shoulders relaxed. "I owe you lot i."
"Two."
"One and a half," Thalia said.
She smiled, and for a second, I remembered that I actually liked her when she wasn't yelling at me."
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"Two."
"One and a half," Thalia said.
She smiled, and for a second, I remembered that I actually liked her when she wasn't yelling at me."
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"This is so cool!" Nico said, jumping upward and down in the commuter's seat. "Is this really the sun? I thought Helios and Selene were the sun and moon gods. How come sometimes it's them and sometimes information technology'south yous and Artemis?"
"Downsizing," Apollo said. "The Romans started it. They couldn't afford all those temple sacrifices, and then they laid off Helios and Selene and folded their duties into our chore descriptions. My sis got the moon. I got the sun. It was pretty abrasive at get-go, but at to the lowest degree I got this cool car."
"But how does it piece of work?" Nico asked. "I idea the dominicus was a large fiery ball of gas!"
Apollo chuckled and ruffled Nico's hair. "That rumor probably got started because Artemis used to call me a big fiery ball of gas."
― The Titan's Curse
"Downsizing," Apollo said. "The Romans started it. They couldn't afford all those temple sacrifices, and then they laid off Helios and Selene and folded their duties into our chore descriptions. My sis got the moon. I got the sun. It was pretty abrasive at get-go, but at to the lowest degree I got this cool car."
"But how does it piece of work?" Nico asked. "I idea the dominicus was a large fiery ball of gas!"
Apollo chuckled and ruffled Nico's hair. "That rumor probably got started because Artemis used to call me a big fiery ball of gas."
― The Titan's Curse
"And, whoa!" He turned to Mr.D. "Your the wine dude? No fashion!"
Mr.D turned hi eyes away from me and gave Nico a wait of loathing. "The vino dude?"
"Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I've got your figurine!"
"My figurine."
"In my game, Mythomagic. And holofoil card, too! And even though y'all've simply got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks your the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!"
"Ah." Mr.D seemed truly perplexed, which probably saved my life. "Well, that's...gratifying."
― The Titan's Curse
Mr.D turned hi eyes away from me and gave Nico a wait of loathing. "The vino dude?"
"Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I've got your figurine!"
"My figurine."
"In my game, Mythomagic. And holofoil card, too! And even though y'all've simply got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks your the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!"
"Ah." Mr.D seemed truly perplexed, which probably saved my life. "Well, that's...gratifying."
― The Titan's Curse
"She studied me with business. She touched the new streak of gray in my hair that matched hers exactly—our painful souvenir from holding Atlas'due south burden. There was a lot I'd wanted to say to Annabeth, but Athena had taken the confidence out of me. I felt similar I'd been punched in the gut.
I do non approve of your friendship with my daughter.
"So," Annabeth said. "What did yous want to tell me earlier?"
The music was playing. People were dancing in the streets. I said, "I, uh, was thinking we got interrupted at Westover Hall. And… I think I owe you lot a dance."
She smiled slowly. "All right, Seaweed Brain."
And so I took her hand, and I don't know what everybody else heard, only to me information technology sounded like a tedious dance: a little sad, merely maybe a footling hopeful, too."
― The Titan'southward Curse
I do non approve of your friendship with my daughter.
"So," Annabeth said. "What did yous want to tell me earlier?"
The music was playing. People were dancing in the streets. I said, "I, uh, was thinking we got interrupted at Westover Hall. And… I think I owe you lot a dance."
She smiled slowly. "All right, Seaweed Brain."
And so I took her hand, and I don't know what everybody else heard, only to me information technology sounded like a tedious dance: a little sad, merely maybe a footling hopeful, too."
― The Titan'southward Curse
"Aretmis gripped her bow. "Let us pray I am wrong."
Tin goddesses pray?"
― The Titan'due south Curse
Tin goddesses pray?"
― The Titan'due south Curse
"Mr. D, wearing his leopard-skin jogging suit and rummaging through the refrigerator.
He looked up lazily. "Do y'all heed?"
Where's Chiron!" I shouted.
How rude." Mr. D took a swig from a jug of grape juice. "Is that how yous say hi?"
Hello," I amended. "We're well-nigh to dice! Where's Chiron?"
― The Titan's Curse
He looked up lazily. "Do y'all heed?"
Where's Chiron!" I shouted.
How rude." Mr. D took a swig from a jug of grape juice. "Is that how yous say hi?"
Hello," I amended. "We're well-nigh to dice! Where's Chiron?"
― The Titan's Curse
"Boys are usually forbidden to have whatsoever contact with the Hunters. The final i to see this camp…" She looked at Zoe. "Which one was it?"
That boy in Colorado," Zoe said. "Yous turned him into a jackalope."
Ah, aye." Artemis nodded, satisfied. "I relish making jackalopes…"
― The Titan's Curse
That boy in Colorado," Zoe said. "Yous turned him into a jackalope."
Ah, aye." Artemis nodded, satisfied. "I relish making jackalopes…"
― The Titan's Curse
"Apollo?" I guessed…
He put a finger to his lips. "I'one thousand incognito. Call me Fred."
A god named Fred?"
― The Titan's Curse
He put a finger to his lips. "I'one thousand incognito. Call me Fred."
A god named Fred?"
― The Titan's Curse
"I looked at Thalia. "You lot're afraid of heights."
Now that we were safely downwardly the mountain, her eyes had their usual angry look. "Don't be stupid."
That explains why you freaked out on Apollo's passenger vehicle. Why you didn't want to talk about it."
She took a deep breath. Then she brushed the pine needles out of her hair. "If you lot tell anyone, I swear—"
No, no," I said. "That'south cool. Information technology'south just… the girl of Zeus, the Lord of the Sky, agape of heights?"
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"Little sis!" Apollo chosen. If his teeth were any whiter he could've blinded usa without the sun car. "What'southward upwardly? You never call. Yous never write. I was getting worried!"
Artemis sighed. "I'k fine, Apollo. And I am not your fiddling sister."
"Hey, I was born first."
"We're twins! How many millennia practise we have to argue—"
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Artemis sighed. "I'k fine, Apollo. And I am not your fiddling sister."
"Hey, I was born first."
"We're twins! How many millennia practise we have to argue—"
― The Titan's Curse
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